Damien Pope is know as Oaks quiet man, you never know what he's doing from one minute to the next. Oaks Undercover were therefore very excited when they managed to track him down in the most unlikely of places...

The following transcript was taken from a popular social networking site.

+Damien Pope is now Friends with Oaks Undercover
Damien Pope is hitting the gym. All action and no alcohol.
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 Oaks Undercover Damo! You don't know how much we went through to find you here. First thing is what should we call you? Damo?  Daisy? Damien? The Pope Mobile?
Damien Pope prefers Damo or Popey.
 Oaks Undercover Popey? Who calls you Popey?
 Damien Pope It's on the back of my shirt! LOL
 Oaks Undercover Oh! That makes sense. We'd just assumed that an 'e' had fallen off the end.
Damien Pope is looking forward to another Wales victory
 Oaks Undercover Wales? Why have you never mentioned this before? We always pictured you at home with a flat cap and whippet.
 Damien Pope Cheeky B*****d! My hero is Gavin Henson, in fact I model myself on him.
 Oaks Undercover We'll admit you have the hair but what about the orange tan?
 Damien Pope I'm on my phone doing this, currently standing waiting for the all over spray.
Oaks Undercover is scrubbing an image from it's head.

Oaks Undercover So Damo, you've made a big impression on the Oaks in a short time. What will be your legacy?

 Damien Pope There are a few..

 Oaks Undercover It's THAT pass isn't it?

Damien Pope There was the game against Mosborough where I scored all the points.

Oaks Undercover No it was the pass against Halifax...

Damien Pope ...or the time I made a grown man squeal against Stanley Rods

Oaks Undercover Forward. Pass. Halifax.

Damien Pope ..there was my recent man of the match performance at Tigers

Oaks Undercover There was no one there yet you still passed it.

Damien Pope...I've kicked some monster penalties.

Oaks Undercover you had men on your inside shoulder.

Damien Pope ..there is my second team captaincy.

Oaks Undercover OK Damo. Granted, you've made you're mark on the pitch, no more so when your arm fell off at Hemsworth, but the one thing you will be remembered for is that pass against Halifax. We had them under the cosh, you had men on your inside and passed it to the invisible man. It was so so far forward it went dead in the in goal area. Why Damo? Why?

Damien Pope is going to the pub

Shortly after this Oaks Undercover lost contact with Damo, and it's unlikely we'll ever find him again.